Kevin Drum over at the Washington Monthly explains how the CEI (Competitive Enterprise Instititute) is launching a new add campaign claiming that the billions of tons of CO2 we are emitting is actually good for you.
I am therefore submitting the following viral marketing strategy for the CEI to consider:

GOT CO2?

LOL.
Maybe he was told to blow up the car?
Steve, you are hilarious! Scott & I love the ad campaign. I’m so relieved to find out that an excess of CO2 is actually good for me! What about rising sea levels — creating mile after mile of brand new beaches! And scary glaciers turned into harmless, happy puddles! I can rest easier now.
Given the relative popularity of this post (2 whole comments) I am thinking of trying to start a new company up that markets caffeinated CO2.
Let’s make it three whole comments now and you can explain this thing to me later!