Church Signs

These church signs are at once amazing and somewhat repulsive. Is this a sign of [...]

House Guests

From the Onion, here are some tips on how to be a good house guest:

Always help your hosts after dinner: Offer to clear the table, wash the dishes, or teach them to cook.
Ensure that you do not overstay your welcome by asking your host if you are overstaying your welcome every couple of minutes.
Avoid an awkward [...]

The Agency

This just in from The Onion…

EPA To Drop ‘E,’ ‘P’ From Name
WASHINGTON, DC—Days after unveiling new power-plant pollution regulations that rely on an industry-favored market-trading approach to cutting mercury emissions, EPA Acting Administrator Stephen Johnson announced that the agency will remove the “E” and “P” from its name. “We’re not really ‘environmental’ anymore, and we certainly [...]

Horoscope

My horoscope for this week, thanks to The Onion:

Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
It’s true that secret agents have crossed international borders with microfilm hidden in their colons, but you should’ve known better than to try it with three liters of [...]

The Gates

Stephen Colbert of Comedy Central’s Daily Show has provided a critique of “The Gates“, which is a 21 million dollar art installation in Central Park.

“The gates is a triumph of contemporary installation art, each gate redefining it’s section of the park as not a public place for private reflection, but a private place for public reflection, juxtaposed [...]

Y

Back by popular demand, is the now famous physically challenged turkey known as “Y”.  No, this is not a form of torture applied to turkeys who refuse to fatten up for Thanksgiving.  This turkey was born without the ability to walk.  My kind hearted sister provided him with wheels, much like a wheelchair.  This is actually [...]

Gene Simmons on Fresh Air with Terry Gross

For those of you that missed it, here is a link to the infamous Gene Simmons interview from Fresh Air with Terry Gross. Don’t miss this fascinating discussion between the outspoken, womanizing rocker and [...]